Alternative Comedy, LGBTQ+

You Straights Are F**ked Up!

International hit show demolishing the hilarious chaos of straight sex lives. Vibrant, edgy, totally unapologetic, Turan Ali, 'Utterly fabulous' (TheQR.co.uk), award-winning, five-star rated, BBC Radio 4-featured, queer stand-up, storyteller, poet and ukulele player, shares his raunchily successful gay toolbox, helping straights get the sex lives they dream of. Mixing personal stories, razor-sharp social commentary, stand-up, epic poetry and the campest ukulele songs imaginable. 'Like the best stand-up comedians, this material has been tried, tested and perfected for an audience by Ali. It was a joy to watch' (BroadwayBaby.com).

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    • Comedy
    • £8.00 - £10.00
    • 6-30 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Just The Tonic at The Caves
    • subvenue Just The Spare Room
    • warning
      Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing
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    Just The Tonic at The Caves

    The Rowantree, 253 Cowgate, EH1 1LG

    EH1 1LG

    0131 556 5375

    Just The Spare Room

    (Venue No. 88) 253 Cowgate, EH1 1LG