Musical Comedy, comedy

One Hundred And Thirty Thousand Squirrels In London (And I Want Them All To Love Me)


16th AUG to 18th AUG 19:30

One classically trained clown, a keyboard and an endlessly unfurling spool of string.

Singer-songwriter Zoë spirals her way through a cabaret of songs as catchy as they are surreal: 'Existential Thoughts of a Freelancer', 'Floating Naked in a Magnesium Salt Bath With Your Mum' and the overthinking junkies’ all time favourite 'All Aboard the Spiral Train’.

Expect sporadic flashes of experimental dance, wisdom and pigeons. Oh and the end notes of songs being held way too long.

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    • £8.00
    • 16-18 August 2025
    • 60 minutes
    • Just The Tonic at the Caves
    • subvenue Just The Fancy Room
    • warning
      Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Buy a ticket in advance to guarantee entry, or Pay What You Want at the venue.
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    Just The Tonic at the Caves

    The Rowantree, 253 Cowgate, EH1 1LG

    EH1 1LG

    0131 556 5375

    Just The Fancy Room

    (Venue No. 88) 253 Cowgate, EH1 1LG